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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 01:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

What is your worst experience in life?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you anal play alone?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.